Top 10 Reasons to be a Policeman

1 - Women love men in uniform.

2 - Get to hang out in donut shops.

3 - Get to carry a BIG stick.

4 - Get to play with flashlights and siren.

5 - Get to break the speed limit.

6 - Keep two-way radios.

7 - Tell great tales of bravery and heroism.

8 - Get really drunk at the Policeman's Ball.

9 - HANDCUFFS!

10 - Bookem' Danno... need I say more.